Do you take husbands in this charity shop ?
Sorry madam, but we have had to stop.
Have you tried going to the local tip?
They’re recycled there in a useful skip.
Or why not put him in the garden waste,
Compost him, if that is more to your taste.
Offers online are even more humane,
And with warranty they ensure no pain.
It’s good that men are now greatly enriched,
Recycled, reborn and better re-hitched.